adorabloodthirsty-garbage

[victors-grave]

Talyra, sneaking back into base

Tye Loe: where have you been?

Talyra: Um, with Mazen?

Mazen, turning around in his chair: Try again.

[victors-grave]

Tye Loe: Do you support gay rights?

Mazen: I’m literally gay.

Ravona: He’s avoiding the question!

[victors-grave]

Ravona, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Mazen: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Mazen: Here you go.

Ravona:

Mazen:

Tye Loe: Why am I here?

[victors-grave]

Mazen: As your best friend—

Tye Loe: Ravona is my best friend.

Mazen, holding a knife: As your best friend—

[victors-grave]

Thaniea: Damn, the power went out.

Zena: Don’t worry, I got this.

Zena: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Thaniea: What-?

Zena: I swallowed a glow stick!

Thaniea, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

[victors-grave]

Wren: Hah! 69! you know what that means?

Orsk: What?

Vero: That you're a child.

Zena: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?

[victors-grave]

Wren: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Vero: Screw that, I’m not kissing anyone.

*Orsk walks in*

Vero: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules, you know.

[victors-grave]

Zena, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Tye Loe: Tea.

Zena: Wrong. It's coffee

[victors-grave]

Talyra: How many children do you have?

Tye Loe: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

[victors-grave]

Talyra: Why are Tye Loe and Mazen sitting with their backs to each other?

Leta: They had a fight.

Talyra: Then why are they holding hands?

Leta: They get sad when they fight.

[victors-grave]

Tye Loe: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Mazen: Not if they consent to it.

Talyra: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Leta: YES?!?

[victors-grave]

Tye Loe: Bye Mazen! Bye Talyra! Bye Leta! Bye Florena! Bye Mazen!

Talyra: You said ‘bye Mazen’ twice.

Tye Loe: I like Mazen.

[victors-grave]

Thaniea: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Zena: What's that?

Thaniea: Remorse code.

Zena: I'm even angrier now.

[victors-grave]

Thaniea: So that’s my plan.

Aeron: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Thaniea: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Aeron: It fucking sucks.

Thaniea: That’s not constructive criticism.

[victors-grave]

Thaniea: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Aeron: Only if you also don't ask why

Aeron: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Thaniea:

Aeron:

Thaniea: This one is fine

[victors-grave]

Thaniea: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Zena: *chugs entire bottle*

Zena: It’s perfume